Friday, August 13, 2010

"I's thumbin' through the want ads in the Shelby County Tribune"


One summer when I was working at the tanker base on fox air field, I had the opportunity to get to know several of the pilots who were also working for the U.S. Forest Service. One of them had been driving around an older honda civic, and then one day I stopped seeing it in the parking lot. Towards the end of the fire season I asked him what had happened to his car. He told me that it had just stopped running one day and that he didnt know what was wrong with it. It was currently sitting in a field at his house. For those of you that know me, it should come as no surprise that my eyes lit up at the possibility of a broken honda that I might be able to buy for cheap! I asked him what his plans for it where, and when he told me he was probably just gonna get rid of it, I immediately asked him how much he wanted for it. He seemed a little confused as to why I would want to buy a car that was not running, and told me he was pretty sure that it would not run and that he doubted I would be interested in it. I told him that it didnt bother me that it was not running and again asked how much he wanted for it. He told me I could have it for five hundred, if I really wanted it, and that I could come by after work to take a look at it to make sure. After work that day (around 19:00) I headed to his place out in Leona Valley. It took about 30 min to get out there, and then another fifteen to find his place. By the time I got there it was already getting dark. He came out and met me in the yard when I pulled up. We then walked across a field to get to the car sitting in grass that was about knee deep. I took a good look at the car with a flashlight, even though my mind was already made up before I got there. The car was a 92 civic hatchback hf, meaning it was one that was suppose to get great mileage. The door handles had been broken off when someone broke into it sometime before and had been replaced with some metal levers off of what looked like the inside handles for an old impala. The original ignitions system had also been ripped out, including the key hole. It had been replaced with one out of an old forklift, so there were different keys for the door and the ignition. Other than that, the inside was in great shape. After I told him I would buy the car , he asked me if I was interested in having a truck as well. I asked him what kind of truck. He pointed a few yards away to a 79 chevy luv that was also sitting in the field. I went over and gave it a good look over, while I was doing this he told me it didnt run either. He had been using it to move fire wood, and one day after loading it up, it wouldnt start anymore so it had just sat there since. The truck was a sky blue color, and had several rust spots. When I popped the hood, the engine was covered with dirt and cobwebs. I couldnt see any leaks and everything seemed to be in order. I asked him how much he wanted for it, and he told me I could have both vehicles for five hundred bucks. Of course the word score! Was flashing through my mind. I told him I would take them both. We worked out the details of when and how to get them to my place, and then I was on my way home. I had made it up and over goade hill road, and was coming down the straight away when I heard a pop and then a dragging noise as I came to the stop sign. After coming to a complete stop, I went to put the car in gear and instantly found that the shifter was moving freely in all directions and would not engage any gear. I pushed the car through the intersection and then steered it to the side of the road as it coasted to a stop. I pulled the e brake, grabbed my flashlight and climbed out to see what was wrong. As soon as I stuck my head under the car I could see the shift linkage hanging down and resting on the ground. That explained the dragging sound I had heard. There is a small pin that holds the linkage to the transmission, this pin is a pain to take out and requires a special punch tool and a hammer, so I was quite confused as to how it had managed to come out on its own. I called up my good friend tom, who luckily for me happened to be in the area. I explained the situation and asked if he wouldnt mind swinging by my place and grabbing a role of P-cord that I had in the garage. Being tom, he of course responded that it would be no problem and that he would be there as soon as he could. After about fifteen minutes, tom shows up with the roll of cord. We grab the jack out of the back of my car and begin the process of getting it off the ground. At this particular time, my car had about 4 fingers of ground clearance, and a regular jack would not fit underneath unless someone was lifting up on the front of the car. After getting the car jacked up far enough for me to slide part way under, I tied up the linkage to the transmission to keep it from dragging on the ground. Since I didnt have a replacement pin on me, I grabbed a screwdriver and used it to shift the transmission into gear by hand. When I thought I had it in first gear I climbed out from under the car and we lowered it back down. After getting everything put away, we decided tom would follow me back to my place to make sure I made it all the way without further problems. I jumped in the car, fired it up and when I tried to go I immediately discovered that I had missed 1st gear and had actually put it in 3rd. Not wanting to do everything over again, I figured I could limp it home in 3rd. This required lots of revving the engine to high rpms and then burning the clutch to keep it from stalling every time we came to a stop sign or stop light. After about 20 min we managed to make it back to the house. The next day I dug out a spare linkage pin and put it in. another rescue made possible by tom. (for those that are wondering, the car needed some sensors and fuses replaced, and the truck just needed the needle valve in the carburator cleaned)

E.T.


One night the captain (chris), rene and I decide to go out geocaching. For those of you who are not aware, we are all members of Team Nightwatch ( geocaching adventure group) and most of our excursions take place well after the sun has gone down. On this particular night we decided to find several caches that were located near a ridgeline a little northeast of devil's punchbowl. We manage to get to the creek at the bottom of the trailhead a little after 2200. its a decent length hike along the trail of switch backs to get to the top of the ridge, and there are several sections where the trail is sorta missing cause it has been washed out and all that is left is a steep drop off. Usually I hike a lot faster than the majority of the group, so on this night, as on many others I was wearing a 40 pound wieght vest to slow me down. It was a pretty bright night, with little cloud cover, with the moonlight reflecting off of all the snow along the trail and mountain side. Around 2300 we are near the ridgeline. We pause to look out over the valley behind us. As we are doing so, I notice a car driving on a road about a mile or so away. I ask chris if he happens to have the laser pointer on him, which he does, he quickly pulls it out and hands it to me, I grab the laser and scramble off the trail and up the ridgeline a little ways, when I get to a good spot I shine the laser at the car. Now this particular laser has a green light, and on a previous adventure we were using it to mark a friends position so that he could locate us up on a hillside. This is when we discovered that at a distance of about a mile the tiny little light ends up covering about a ten foot radius of whatever it is shined on. As soon as the light hits the car, we see the break lights come on and the dust start to rise as the vehicle comes sliding to a stop. I gradually move the light around the outside of the car in a circle motion. Then I shine the light back on the car for a couple seconds before turning the laser off. The car sits there for a min or so not moving. Then the car slowly starts to move forward. I immediately shine the laser back on the car, and instantly there is a cloud of dust that rises up as the driver of the car slams his foot on the gas. I keep the light on the car for a few seconds as the driver tries to outrun it as he races away. By now the others are laughing hysterically as I turn off the light. After this short break, we continue the rest of the way up the trail. When we reach the ridgeline, we lost the trail in the snow. None of us expected there to be so much snow still on the ground. As we refer to the gps, we realize the cache that we are looking for is farther up in the snow on an adjoining ridge. Normally this would not keep me from going after it, but after some slipping and sliding on the snow, I decide it is too dangerous for everyone to try for it so we decide for safety's sake to head back down (I know, since when am I safe). We decide not to pass up all the fun, and instead of taking the trail back, we decide to try and slide down the snow filled draw. We all climb down a small drop off, and then I take a giant leap out into the draw. I immediately discover that this was a bad move as I land in a pile of rocks that are barely covered with snow. I continue on down the mountain, discovering new rocks with each slip and fall. The others follow me down, with the same luck. Instead of gracefully sliding down the mountain, we manage to bounce and tumble down the whole way while ripping some clothes and bruising our bodies. When we get to the bottom we find whats left of the trail and work our way back to the car. The way home we again laugh at the car we scared with the laser, and we make plans to look in the paper to see if there are any local “UFO” reports. Definitely an entertaining night.