Friday, August 13, 2010

"I's thumbin' through the want ads in the Shelby County Tribune"


One summer when I was working at the tanker base on fox air field, I had the opportunity to get to know several of the pilots who were also working for the U.S. Forest Service. One of them had been driving around an older honda civic, and then one day I stopped seeing it in the parking lot. Towards the end of the fire season I asked him what had happened to his car. He told me that it had just stopped running one day and that he didnt know what was wrong with it. It was currently sitting in a field at his house. For those of you that know me, it should come as no surprise that my eyes lit up at the possibility of a broken honda that I might be able to buy for cheap! I asked him what his plans for it where, and when he told me he was probably just gonna get rid of it, I immediately asked him how much he wanted for it. He seemed a little confused as to why I would want to buy a car that was not running, and told me he was pretty sure that it would not run and that he doubted I would be interested in it. I told him that it didnt bother me that it was not running and again asked how much he wanted for it. He told me I could have it for five hundred, if I really wanted it, and that I could come by after work to take a look at it to make sure. After work that day (around 19:00) I headed to his place out in Leona Valley. It took about 30 min to get out there, and then another fifteen to find his place. By the time I got there it was already getting dark. He came out and met me in the yard when I pulled up. We then walked across a field to get to the car sitting in grass that was about knee deep. I took a good look at the car with a flashlight, even though my mind was already made up before I got there. The car was a 92 civic hatchback hf, meaning it was one that was suppose to get great mileage. The door handles had been broken off when someone broke into it sometime before and had been replaced with some metal levers off of what looked like the inside handles for an old impala. The original ignitions system had also been ripped out, including the key hole. It had been replaced with one out of an old forklift, so there were different keys for the door and the ignition. Other than that, the inside was in great shape. After I told him I would buy the car , he asked me if I was interested in having a truck as well. I asked him what kind of truck. He pointed a few yards away to a 79 chevy luv that was also sitting in the field. I went over and gave it a good look over, while I was doing this he told me it didnt run either. He had been using it to move fire wood, and one day after loading it up, it wouldnt start anymore so it had just sat there since. The truck was a sky blue color, and had several rust spots. When I popped the hood, the engine was covered with dirt and cobwebs. I couldnt see any leaks and everything seemed to be in order. I asked him how much he wanted for it, and he told me I could have both vehicles for five hundred bucks. Of course the word score! Was flashing through my mind. I told him I would take them both. We worked out the details of when and how to get them to my place, and then I was on my way home. I had made it up and over goade hill road, and was coming down the straight away when I heard a pop and then a dragging noise as I came to the stop sign. After coming to a complete stop, I went to put the car in gear and instantly found that the shifter was moving freely in all directions and would not engage any gear. I pushed the car through the intersection and then steered it to the side of the road as it coasted to a stop. I pulled the e brake, grabbed my flashlight and climbed out to see what was wrong. As soon as I stuck my head under the car I could see the shift linkage hanging down and resting on the ground. That explained the dragging sound I had heard. There is a small pin that holds the linkage to the transmission, this pin is a pain to take out and requires a special punch tool and a hammer, so I was quite confused as to how it had managed to come out on its own. I called up my good friend tom, who luckily for me happened to be in the area. I explained the situation and asked if he wouldnt mind swinging by my place and grabbing a role of P-cord that I had in the garage. Being tom, he of course responded that it would be no problem and that he would be there as soon as he could. After about fifteen minutes, tom shows up with the roll of cord. We grab the jack out of the back of my car and begin the process of getting it off the ground. At this particular time, my car had about 4 fingers of ground clearance, and a regular jack would not fit underneath unless someone was lifting up on the front of the car. After getting the car jacked up far enough for me to slide part way under, I tied up the linkage to the transmission to keep it from dragging on the ground. Since I didnt have a replacement pin on me, I grabbed a screwdriver and used it to shift the transmission into gear by hand. When I thought I had it in first gear I climbed out from under the car and we lowered it back down. After getting everything put away, we decided tom would follow me back to my place to make sure I made it all the way without further problems. I jumped in the car, fired it up and when I tried to go I immediately discovered that I had missed 1st gear and had actually put it in 3rd. Not wanting to do everything over again, I figured I could limp it home in 3rd. This required lots of revving the engine to high rpms and then burning the clutch to keep it from stalling every time we came to a stop sign or stop light. After about 20 min we managed to make it back to the house. The next day I dug out a spare linkage pin and put it in. another rescue made possible by tom. (for those that are wondering, the car needed some sensors and fuses replaced, and the truck just needed the needle valve in the carburator cleaned)

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