enjoying the heat

So I have an iron stomach that is unmatched at this point. unfortunately it is on the inside(still working on the outside) pretty much anything that goes in my stomach isnt gonna come back out the same way it went in, and i love spicey food. a couple of years ago me and some friends decided to go down to sandiego for the weekend, and check out all the cool spots we could find. i ended up in this hot sauce shop in seaport villiage. This place had shelves covering all the wall, going all the way up to the ceiling. Each shelf was covered with hot sauce. There was well over a thousand different brands and flavors to choose from, like pappy's XXX (which came in a flask shaped bottle). The really cool thing about this store, was that you could sample all the hotsauce before you bought it. i was in there for 2 hours trying just about everything i could get my hands on. i tried the good tasting stuff, all the way up to the stuff that was just suppose to make you hurt. the store clerk was amazed at my tolerance for heat/punishment.after tasting the hotest stuff they had, i started to just try crazy soundin stuff. the one that finaly did me in was called "the sphincter shrinker", it was made from applesauce. after eating it i just wanted to throw up, but down side of the iron stomach, is i usually just get dry heaves even when i am trying to.after looking all over the place while partially doubled over i ended up in an ice cream store where i convinced the girl behind the counter to sell me a quart of milk. that fixed the problem. that was a fun day,. later that day when we were getting lunch, everyone was tryin to stretch their dollars, so they all got hamburgers form some stand that wasnt overpriced to much, then i came around the corner from a place i had found that sells food by the bucket. you should have seen their faces.